On saturday I went to a wedding; it was a lovely night. The bride looked stunning, the place was very nicely decorated, everyone was having a good time and the newlyweds looked sooo happy, it was beautiful.

People spend so much money on this one special day. I don't have anything against that, and I think that when you look back you want to remember your wedding as an amazing day, so every penny is worth it. But I've never really wanted to have a traditional wedding, I'd rather get married on a beach with a few friends and family, and then have cocktails and canapιs while dancing to live music in the moonlight and a fire. I've had this thought since I was a little girl - special, I know.

So I'm glad me and my boyfriend got completely smashed and confessed that we want to get married one day and, as it turns out, neither of us is keen on a church wedding. We have faith and beliefs and we're religious, but we think the church is fabricated.

I wish I could remember what else I said to him, hopefully nothing as bad as admitting that I'm allergic to cats, after having been around his cat for nearly six months. I love the kitty, what am I gonna do?! A little rash and an itch never hurt anyone.

Hope your bank holiday weekend was as good as mine, Jimmy.