I can see the appeal of having kids' cereal in the shape of things you find in the ocean, such as little stars, fish, etc., it's educational. But people?? I decided to eat my sister's cereal and noticed a bunch of little people, most of them legless (I'm guessing the fish are piranhas), swimming in the milk...

Man Cereal

They taste lovely and they're packed with vitamins; but it's slightly weird. Maybe they're supposed to be mermaids. Either that or Steven Spielberg is now working for Kellogg's.